Wednesday, 25 January 2012

What the Fuck Facts

The parachute was invented over a century before the first airplane.

A person would die if all of the toxic ingredients of one cigarette were directly injected into the bloodstream.

The first movie to use the word " Vagina " was actually a Disney film.

Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

The first lesbian couple to be married in NYC were 76 and 85.

Males produce one thousand sperm cells each second - 86 million a day.

Obama was known as "O'Bomber" at high school for his skill at basketball.

An apple, potato and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged.

The average PC owner spends 50 hours a year troubleshooting. The average Mac owner spends 5 hours a year.

Microsoft threatened 17 year old Mike Rowe with a lawsuit after the young man launched a website named

97% of all U.S. money contains traces of cocaine.

The girlfriend of the founder of dumped him... for a man she met on!

You can’t tickle yourself because your brain distinguished between unexpected external touch and your own touch.

Harry Potter author JKRowling admitted dat Dumbledore is gay. He was in love wid a wizard named Grindelwald whom he later defeated in a duel.

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.

Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.

Nomophobia - the fear of losing ur cell phone.

NASA put a man on the moon with less computer memory than you use when taking a picture on your iPhone.

If you drop liquor on a scorpion, it will go insane and sting itself to death.

The human tongue can detect a drop of lemon juice diluted in 129,000 drops of water.

There was once a traffic jam that lasted over a week in China.

It took radio broadcasters 38 years to reach an audience of 50 million, television 13 years, and the Internet just four years.

Redheads require MORE anesthesia to get numb!

Construction of the Pentagon began on September 11, 1941.

In 2007, a Chinese couple tried to name their child "@."

Angelina Jolie has been naked in 13 films.

The record for the most weddings is held by King Mogul of Siam, who had 9000 weddings and 9000 wives.

People who have sex about three times a week are perceived to look four to seven years younger.

A war between Greece and Bulgaria began because a dog crossed their border.

Alcoholic beverages contain all the minerals necessary to sustain human life.

For every person there are roughly 170 million insects.

Peter the Great executed his wife's lover, then forced her to keep her lover's head in a jar of alcohol in her bedroom.

The chicken is the closest living relative of Tyranosaurus rex.

A Spanish woman claims she has become the legal owner of the Sun after registering it as her property, now plans to charge those who use it.

As part of sex rehab, Tiger Woods was asked to write down the names of women he has slept with. He wrote down 120 names.

Every time you sneeze, you have one tenth of an orgasm.

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is said to haunt the White House.

The NY phone book had 22 Hitlers before WWII. The NY phone book had 0 Hitlers after WWII.

The most expensive bra is the Red Hot Fantasy Bra that is made by Victoria's Secret. It is worth $15 million.

Men are not considered victims of rape by the FBI. (only women can get raped).

Our brain makes us see ourselves 5x more beautiful than we really are.

Kim Kardashian became famous by publicizing a sex tape of herself, now she teaches young women how to be 'entrepreneurial' like her.

Teenagers who spend much of their time listening to music are 8.3 times more likely to be depressed.

Research has shown that Kentucky Fried Chickens are more addictive than alcohol.

A doctor would put his head next to a woman's breasts before the invention of the stethoscope.

People who are lying to you tend to look up and to the left (their left).

James bond has killed 150 men and slept with 44 women since Dr.No in 1962.

Laughing at a joke is no simple task as it requires activity in five different areas of the brain.

The full cost of a spacesuit is about $11 million.

In the USA, more than 150 pairs of identical twins are married to identical twins!

A minute is 60 seconds -- A moment is 90 seconds.

The "I'm feeling lucky" button costs Google $110 million every year.

A frotteur is a person who becomes sexually excited by rubbing against strangers.

In the first American automobile race (1895), the winning car’s average speed was 7 mph.

In the US, Doctors 'accidently' kill more people per year than guns and traffic accidents combined.

The human mind of a drunk person is more analytical than the human mind of a person watching advertisements on television.

Besides the genitals and the breasts,the inner nose is the only other body part that routinely swells during intercourse.

If you are in total darkness for more than 3 days, you can become permanently blind.

In ancient Japan, condoms were made of tortoise shell or animal horn.

Wedding rings are worn on the 'ring finger' because of a belief that it had a direct connection to the heart!

In Holland the disabled can get a government grant that pays for sex up to 12 times a year.

During a kiss, natural antibiotics and anesthetics are secreted in the saliva. -- So, a kiss really can help reduce pain.

An elementary school student in the Philippines was named "Lord Voldemort."

Strippers earn more money when they’re ovulating. Scientists suspect it’s because of the pheromones their body releases.

13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese.

Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.

More than 41% of people have accidentally been caught masturbating. 22.6% of women have intentionally been walked in on.

McDonald's sells more than 75 burgers per second.

The first Apple logo featured Isaac Newton sitting under a tree, with an apple about to hit his head.

A gay, black baseball player invented the “high five” in 1977.

In 1997, 685 kids in Japan were rushed to hospitals after an intense Pokemon episode caused dizziness, vomiting and seizures.

The most viewed video on YouTube "Justin Bieber- Baby ft. Ludacris" has more "dislikes" than "likes".

The words 'silent' and 'listen' are spelled with the same letters. So is 'Santa' and 'Satan.'

Facebook is blue because founder Mark Zuckerberg is red-green colorblind, which means

The number of sperm that could be fit into an aspirin capsule would be enough to repopulate the earth to its present numbers.

Hitler dated 3 women in his lifetime - all 3 attempted suicide, and 2 succeeded, including his niece.

The largest toy distributor in the world is not Toys 'R' Us or Wal-Mart - it's McDonald's.

Three Apples that changed the world: Adam and Eve's, Newton's and Steve Jobs's.

ADOLF Hitler purchased blow-up dolls for his army because so many contracted STD's from prostitutes.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands.

A Rubik's cube has 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 possible combinations.

During good sex, endorphins are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

The term “scumbag” originally referred to a used condom.

In Roman Times, Romans would crush a rapist’s testicles between 2 stones.

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

The clitoris is the only organ in the human body with just one purpose: pleasure.

45% of every dollar bill you have owned has been in a stripper's G-string.

Humans share about 50% of their DNA with bananas.

In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!

The average speed of ejaculation is 28 miles per hour.

Apples are more powerful than caffeine at helping you stay awake.

Workers at a Las Vegas hospital were suspended for placing bets on when patients would die.

400,000,000 people have sex a day. 4,000 people are doing it right now!

In the last 3,500 years, there have been approximately 230 years of peace throughout the civilized world.

Urea, a chemical found in your pee, is added to cigarettes to enhance flavor.

Having on warm socks increases the chances of having an orgasm.

Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy, was supposed to be on the plane that hit the North Tower on 9/11.

In 1898 14 years before the Titanic sank Morgan Robertson wrote a book about a ship called the "Titan" that crashed into an iceberg and sank

The 2 most common lies are "I'm fine" and "it's okay."

Blind people can see in their dreams.

The typical person spends about 600 hours having sex between the ages of 20 and 70.

Lip stick was supposedly made in the Egypt for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look inviting.

The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.

We forget 80 percent of what we learn everyday. (U may even forget this later.)

The average person tells 4 lies a day or 1460 a year; a total of 87,600 by the age of 60. And the most common lie is: I'm fine.

France has a town named 'Anus' -- Named in honor of the god.

Seth MacFarlane confirmed - Yes, Stewie Griffin is gay.

Annie Hawkins holds the Guiness World Record for having the largest natural sized breasts. She is a size 72ZZZ.

When offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

Scientists in Japan made a suit full of balloons, warm water, and accelerometers to give men a sense of what pregnancy feels like.

The most expensive single object in the world is International Space Station which costs $157 Billion.

Human nerves learn things in the same way slug nerves learn things.

A Saudi man tried to sell his son on Facebook for around $20 million to avoid 'living in poverty' after his illegal business was shut down.

The most sung song is "happy birthday to you".

The nude sketch of Kate Winslet in the film Titanic was drawn by the film's director, James Cameron.

Bill Gates earns $250 every SECOND, that’s about $20 Million a DAY and $7.8 Billion a YEAR.

In ancient Greece and Rome dildos were carved out of everything they could get their hands on from wood,glass,leather,gold,silver and etc.

There are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina."

If you add together all the number on a roulette wheel (1 to 36) the total is mystical number 666.

At 104 years old, Ivy Bean was the oldest person to use Twitter.

Mind-blowing sex can temporarily erase your memory.

Psychologists say a crush only lasts for 4 months - when feelings last longer, you are considered to be "in love."

Steve Jobs once tried to get NASA to let him ride the space shuttle.

One quarter of the human brain is used to control the eyes.

Oneirogmophobia is the fear of wet dreams.

Facebook will pay $500 to anyone who has found a way to hack the site .

In the original version of Sleeping Beauty, she was raped by the king and gave birth to 2 children... All before she woke up.

Fidel Castro was born on Friday, Aug. 13, 1926.

The average guy will cry six times a year while the average woman will empty her tear ducts somewhere between 30 and 64 times.

More people voted in the 2011 American Idol Finale than in the 2008 Presidential Race Finale.

President Franklin D. Roosevelt would not travel on the 13th day of any month and would never host 13 guests at a meal.

A man named Masanobu Sato, holds the world record for the longest masturbation session - Lasting 9 hours and 58 minutes.

Cursing can help relieve pain by 50% percent.

Albert Einstein reportedly had a big crush on Marilyn Monroe.

Akon's full name is Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam.

The fruit was called orange before the color. The color used to be called geoluhread, which just meant yellow-red.

Music not only changes our mood, but it also changes the way we think and our perception of the world.

"Cherophobia" is the fear of dying from laughter.

Psychologists say that people naturally enjoy anxiety, based on the popularity of horror movies and roller coasters.

The heart beats faster during a brisk walk or a heated argument than during sex.

Time magazine’s ‘Man of the Year’ for 1938 was Adolph Hitler.

Bin Laden's death was announced on 1st May 2011. Hitler's death was announced on 1st May 1945.

Bill Gates has given away $28 billion since 2007 and has saved approximately 6 million lives.

According to psychologists a woman who feels ugly buys 400% more beauty products than a woman who feels comfortable with her self-image.

Egyptian women inserted stones into their vaginas to prevent pregnancy.

Scientists estimate that laughing 100 times is equivalent to a 10-minute workout on a rowing machine.

Studies show that 81% of men begin masturbating between ages 10 and 15.

A British man blinded in an accident had his sight restored nine years later when he was struck by lightning.

4,000 people are injured by tea pots every year.

The Japanese believe that a clean toilet brings good fortune. They even have books on the subject.

You are more likely to get throat cancer from oral sex than you are from smoking.

If you drop a frog into boiling water it will hop straight back out again.

According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date.

Kampang School in northeastern Thailand is the first school to open a toilet for transvestite pupils.

The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant.

In 1933, Mickey Mouse, an animated cartoon character, received 800,000 fan letters.

Millie the White House dog earned more than 4 times as much as President Bush in 1991.

In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child "Buttocks" or "Prostitute".

The murder rate for an American prostitute is 204 for every 100,000, making it the most dangerous job.

More video is uploaded to YouTube in 60 days than the 3 major US networks created in 60 years.

George Washington died the last hour of the last day of the last week of the last month of the last year of the 18th century.

Ice Cream is chinese food!

The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.

Two dogs survived the sinking of Titanic.

Eminem has been falsely reported dead by a car crash 4 times and a drug overdose once.

A study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom during intercourse.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

Einstein couldn't speak fluently until after his ninth birthday. His parents thought he was mentally retarded.

There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.

There are 237 documented reasons why people have sex.

The average talker sprays about 300 microscopic saliva droplets per minute, about 2.5 droplets per word.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

It has been estimated that humans use only 10% of their brain.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to swallow the dice if there was a police raid.

Sarcasm can enhance your ability to solve problems.There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.

A pound of houseflies contains more protein than a pound of beef.

1/3rd of American girls get pregnant before the age of 20.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Listening to music has been proven to be an effective pain reliever.

From a complete stop, a human is capable of outrunning a Formula One Racecar for about

The oldest person in history smoked daily for close to a century. She quit five years before her death at 122.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins.

A Yugoslavian flight attendant named Vesna Vulovi survived a 33316-foot plunge when a Czech flight exploded in midair.

Quagmire from Family Guy is really 61 years old!!

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Some females have the same feeling of arousal when thinking about food as when having sex.

Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.

Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is said to haunt the White House.

At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.

Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S.

The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.

A “jiffy” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.

There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world.

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Libraries.

More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).

Coitus interruptus. 10% of under 25s would interrupt sex with their partner to check a

When you click “I’m Feeling Lucky” with no search terms you can view every Google logo ever.

Medomalacuphobia is the fear of losing an erection.

Staring at a blue surface will greatly increase the intensity of an orgasm.

First cousins may marry in Utah (USA), but only after they’re 65 years old.

The french called the orgasm "La petit mort"- The little death.

There is a mountain in New Zealand named "Mount Dick."

The higher the number of people you are eating with, the more you will tend to eat.

We invest 5 times more in research on penis enlargement and breast size increase than in Alzheimer's.

Before the 1880s, earwax was commonly used as lip balm.

Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing.

In William Shakespeare’s time, the word “nothing” was slang for vagina.

Mints are purposely made to leave a bad aftertaste, making you need another mint.

Eurotophobia is the fear of female genitalia.

British scientists have found evidence that heart attacks increase significantly for people who watch soccer penalty shoot-outs.

Music is as addictive as sex and drugs.

According to analytics, 5% of Google activity is simply spellchecking.

The average amount of time spent kissing for a person in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes.

Bats have sex in the air while flying.

About 28% of women open their mouths while applying mascara.

In ancient China, people committed suicide by eating a pound of salt.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifel barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.

Love actually has nothing to do with your heart! It's all chemical reactions inside of your brain.

The 2 most common lies are "I'm fine" and "it's okay."

Hewlett-Packard's name was decided in a coin toss.

In North Caroline it is illegal to make love on the floor of a hotel room between

The handle of your toilet door, has more germs than inside the toilet seat!

A british survey of 2000 people showed that more men than women take a cuddly toy to bed with them.

When a giraffe's baby is born it falls from a height of six feet, normally without being hurt.

There are no Donkeys in the Donkey Kong computer game.

According to a recent survey, more than half of British adults have had sex in a public place!

A dairy cow can produce more milk when listening to music.

In order to mate, a male deep sea anglerfish will bite a female when he finds her.

Male rattlesnakes have a spiked penis making it difficult to withdraw. Some snakes stay locked for 20hrs.

The human brain stops growing at the age of eighteen.

The average human swallows about a quart of snot every day.

Continuous farting for six years and nine months would create energy equal to that of an atomic bomb.

King Tut's father had 5 sisters -- Of these 5 sisters, one was also King Tut's mother.

To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva

Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down.

Some people belive that dinosaurs were lies, fed to us only to cover up the existence of Pokemon.

In a year, your heart can beat up to 40,000,000 times.

A mosquito is more likely to bite a blonde than a brunette. They also prefer large people, pregnant women, and sweaty people.

Justin Bieber can solve a rubik's cube in less than 2 minutes.

Microsoft made $16,005 in revenue in its first year of operation.

90% people at some point in their life have tried to close the fridge slowly to see when the light goes out.

There is a town called Paradise and a town called Hell in Michigan!

"Dammit I'm mad" spelled backwards is "dammit I'm mad".

When a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, It's happiness, when it's from the left, It's pain.

It would take about 1,000 years to watch every video currently on YouTube.

Justin Bieber's "Baby" is the most liked and disliked video on Youtube!

Ancient Babylonians took their beer seriously. If you made a bad batch, you'd be drowned in it!

Donald Trump has filed for bankruptcy 4 times!

The average American spends more time on Facebook than Google, Yahoo, Youtube, Microsoft, Wikipedia and Amazon combined.

The world's most expensive burger costs $5,000 and is served at the Fleur de Lys restaurant in Las Vegas.

Feeling stressed, surprised or happy while listening to a song, causes it to get stuck in your head.

Females learn to talk earlier, use sentences earlier, and learn to read more quickly than males.

38% of American men say they love their cars more than women.

The more sex you have, the more you will be offered.

The longest cuddle ever lasted for 5000 years! Archaeologists discovered a pair of entwined sekelons from Neolithic period in Italy.

Your brain is your hungriest organ! 20 percent of what you eat feeds it.

Harrison Ford is the only actor whose ten highest grossing movies have each earned at least $200 million.

Women with cosmetic breast implants are three times more likely than other women to take their own lives.

While mating, the female praying mantis eats the males head.

Charlie Chaplin anonymously entered a "Charlie Chaplin look-alike" competition and didn't win anty priszes at all!
In the movie "The Matrix Reloaded" a 17 minute battle scene cost over $40 million to produce.

This passionate kiss causes in the brain the same chemical reaction that parachuting and shooting a pistol.

During a kiss from one person to another is transmitted 278 different bacterial cultures. Fortunately, 95 percent of them are not dangerous.

An inventor in Brazil claims that he has invented a car that can run on urine, and it use 2 liters per 1 kilometer.

Jo DiMaggio had fresh roses delivered to Marilyn Monroe's crypt three times a week for 20 years after her death.

An exocannibal eats only enemies. An indocannibal eats only friends.

Gambling generates more revenue than movies, cruise ships, recorded music, theme parks, and spectator sports combined.

Some people believe that if they eat makeup they can be pretty on the inside too.

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

The average human experiences about 70,000 thoughts a day.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.One of the Bond girls in the James Bond movie, "For Your Eyes Only," used to be a man.

Telling a convincing lie to someone is much more difficult when you find them sexually attractive.

Whenever the availability of porn increases, the rate of sex crimes decreases.

Approximately 1-2 calorie are burned a minute while watching T.V.

Statistics show that you are more likely to be killed by a family member than by a serial killer.

The world's oldest known recipe is for beer.

You are about 1 centimeter taller in the morning than in the evening!

A Briton living in Australia sold his whole life on eBay for £192,000 (approx. $300,000) after splitting up with his wife.

Not only does 12+1=11+2, but the letters "twelve plus one" rearrange to give you "eleven plus two.

The chills you get when you listen to music is called musical frisson!

Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

The hotter a room is, the stronger your orgasm will be.

World's largest condom was 260 feet tall, 330 feet around!

The total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.

The longest recorded sneezing fit lasted 978 days.

“FYI”, “LOL” and “OMG” are all now formally recognized by the Oxford English Dictionary.

A chicken once had its head cut off and survived for over eighteen months, headless.

More than 6,000 people with pillow-related injuries check into U.S. emergency rooms every year!

More than 80 million Hershey’s kisses are produced every day.

In 1999 in the United States, 907 people took out insurance against turning into vampires or werewolves.

In 2007, A woman married the Eiffel Tower.

Hundreds of years ago, only the wealthy people used to wear underwear.

Kleptomania is a mental disorder that causes people to have an irresistible urge to steal items of trivial value.

Male mosquitoes do not bite, so blame the females next time.

Approximately 18 billion disposable diapers end up in landfills each year. It takes 500 years for them to decompose.

A man by the name of Masanobu Sato, set the world record for longest session by jerking it for 9 hours and 58 minutes.

Lisa Sparxxx is a noted American pornographic actress. She had sex with 919 guys in a single day, setting a world record.

Adults who have high IQs are more likely to use illegal drugs than those who have low IQs.

Not having friends has the same life expectancy effect as smoking 15 cigarettes a day.

Almost 90% of the time, "lol" is used when the person isn't really laughing out loud.

Lina Medina is the youngest confirmed mother in medical history, giving birth at the age of 5 years.

The Coca-Cola name in China was first read as "Kekoukela", meaning "Bite the wax tadpole" .

40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance.

A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.

Physiologically, love comes from the brain and the erection of the heart.

Sailors wore earrings to pay for funerals in case they died in foreign lands.

The Statue of Liberty wears a size 879 sandal.

In Israel, "The Hangover" is called "Stopping in Vegas on the Way to a Wedding".

"Sex in the City" in Dubai is called "Shoes in the City"

Crayola just added a new color to there crayon box its called jersey shore orange.

Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this.

A restaurant in Memphis serves burgers that have been fried in 98-year-old cooking grease.

California has issued at least 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.

When he was little, Ben Affleck asked his mom for a dog and she tested him by making him walk an imaginary pup for a week.

29th May is officially "Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day".

45% of people admit that they pee in the shower.

Until the 1800s, Turkish women suspected of cheating were tied in a sack with cats and thrown into the ocean.

Honking of car horns for a couple that just got married is an old superstition to insure great sex.

In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!

Sannakji a dish in South Korea is made of LIVE baby octopuses that are still moving.

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

The yearly accumulated burps of ten average cows could keep a small house adequately heated and its stove operating for a year.

A woman has filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against P. Diddy, and claims that he caused 9/11.

At 100 mph, it would take about 98 days to drive to the moon.

Even though it is never featured on any best-selling list, the Bible still is the world's best selling book.

After a conversation with an attractive woman, men become less able to perform mental tasks.

There are 302 characters in the movie Toy Story 3.

Passionate feelings of love relieve physical pain the same way cocaine does.

Touching money can reduce physical pain and feelings of social alienation.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The bedroom is the most common place for sex and the car is second.

Magician David Blaine went 44 days without food. The world record (without forced feeding) is 94 days.

Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him.

The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.

At age 70, more than 70 percent of men are still potent!

Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients.

There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S.

Actress Jamie Lee Curtis invented a special diaper for babies that has a pocket.

You can have an erection after you die, especially after a hanging.

Amusement park attendance goes up after a fatal accident. It seems many people want to ride upon the same ride that killed someone.

A serial killer in India was charged with murder. HE WAS ONLY 8 YEARS OLD!!!

The sentence "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG" uses every letter of the English Alphabet.

President Bill Clinton lost his nuclear launch codes for several months while in office!

87% of people fear getting trapped in dull conversations at dinner parties.

Before co-founding Apple, Steve Jobs worked for Atari.

According to psychologists, the shoe and the foot are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in Western society.

The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second "the" in this sentence.

In Paulding, Ohio an officer of the law may bite a dog to quiet him.

In October 1973, Swedish sweet maker Roland Ohisson of Falkenberg was buried in a coffin made of nothing but chocolate.

Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write "SAVE TREES" on them.

500,000 kids in the US live in same sex households.

The most popular recipients of Valentine's Day cards in order are teachers, children, and mothers.

The most overdue book in the world was borrowed from Sidney Sussex College in Cambridge, England and was returned 288 years later.

More people have cell phones than access to a decent toilet.

Wearing tight pants can lead to impotence in men.

Every time you bash your head against a wall, you burn 150 calories.

In an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions!

Most liquid laundry detergents are alive with living organisms that help to break down stains!

Nearly 30% of female lottery winners hide their winning ticket in their bras.

Men with a certain rare medical condition can breastfeed babies.

A fire in Australia has been burning for more than 5,000 years!

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know your there.

Jellyfish evaporate in the sun. They are 98% water.

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them

Dying is illegal in the Houses of Parliaments – This has been voted as the most ridiculous law by the British citizens.

J.K. Rowling chose the unusual name 'Hermione' so young girls wouldn’t be teased for being nerdy!

A baby spider is called a spiderling.

Bikinis and tampons are invented by men.

The word 'OK' looks like a stick person when you tilt your head to the left.

The fastest speed a sexy sensation can travel from a vagina to the brain has been clocked at the 156 mph.

Nazis created the first sex doll.

There is a Finnish brand of bread named "JussiPussi."

Trojan manufactures a Harry Potter brand of condoms -- Titled: Extra Harry Condoms.

British spies had planned to feminize Hitler by sneaking estrogen into his food!

A Playboy magazine survey found more women talk dirty during sex than men.

85% of red lingerie is bought by men.

Smoking can shorten a man's penis!

JK Rowling earns $5 million a week. (She's the author of the Harry Potter series.)

Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.

Over 90% of diseases are caused or complicated by stress.

The movie "Nightmare on Elm Street" is based on a real life occurrence!

Symorophilia is arousal from witnessing or staging disasters such as car crashes.

Ironically, when doctors in Los Angeles, California went on strike in 1976, the daily number of deaths in the city dropped 18%.

The human mind can maintain social relationships with up to 150 people!

Twitter addicts are lonelier and masturbate more than the average person.

Mastrophobia is the irrational fear of breasts.

The act of snapping your fingers has an actual name: "fillip"

It’s illegal for prisoners to vote, but they can run for President of the United States!

The word "bed" is shaped like an actual bed.

Every second $3075.64 is being spent on pornography.

There are 116,000 searches for "Child Pornography" every day.

80% of 6th graders in the U.S. can't find the United States on a map of the world.

Every second 28,258 internet users are viewing porn.

100 cups of coffee within 4 hours, is enough to kill the average human.

Adolf Hitler wanted to be an architect, but he failed the entrance exam at the architectural school in Vienna.

The average American owns 6 bras, one of which is strapless, and one in a color other than white.

Although it is uncommon, it is also rare and TRUE that some woman, are born with two vaginas.

Eminem wrote and recorded "The Real Slim Shady" three hours before his album was due.

The brain is the most powerful sex organ.

Surgeons who grew up playing video games make 37 percent fewer mistakes.

Bill Gates was the richest man in the world for 13 straight years.

Scientists estimate that you'll fall in love 7 times before you get married!

In 1640, condoms were made of dried pig's intestines -- They had to be soaked in milk to soften them before using.

A woman jumped off of the Eiffel Tower and landed on a car. She later married the car’s owner!

Abraham Lincoln went to school for less than a year. He taught himself to read and write.

All the blinking you do in one day is equal to having your eyes closed for 30 minutes.

Arachibutyrophobia is defined as the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt.

It's possible to become a professional 'bra fitter'.

Our brains have special neurons that help us find each others lips in the dark.

In high school, Robin Williams was We can udnretsnad any msseed up stnecene as lnog as the lsat and frsit leterts of the wdros are in crrcoet plaecs.

The domain name was registered on Valentine’s Day in 2005.

99% will try to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero.

A newborn kangaroo is small enough to fit into a teaspoon.

Humans start dreaming even before they are born.

99% get scared when a text reads "can i ask you a question?"

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia - the fear of the number 666.

Even if you eat food standing on your head, the food will still end up in your stomach.

People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two milleniums and they are not even 18 yet.

Japan is the largest exporter of frog's legs.

Many of the ingredients in chocolate are proven to cause arousal similar in effect to sexual foreplay.

Female ejaculation is not a myth. A woman’s ejaculate has a similar chemical makeup to semen.

"Dumbledore" is an early Modern English word for "Bumblebee."

Studies have shown that most break ups occur right before the Holidays.

90% people admit that, at least once in their life, they all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position.

A study reports women reach orgasm about 25% of the time with intercourse, compared with 81% of the time during oral sex.

The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.

Fred Dunlap, who was once the highest paid player in professional baseball, died penniless at the age of 43.

Don Gorske had eaten his 25,000th Big Mac on May 17, 2011.

You can marry a dead person in France.

Crushed cockroaches can be applied to a stinging wound to help relieve the pain.

The two lines that connect your top lip to the bottom of your nose are known as the philtrum.

In 1740, a cow was executed for being possessed by a devil.

A Chinese baby survived being accidentally flushed down the toilet

German soldiers, both heterosexual and homosexual, are allowed to have sex with each other!

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

It takes the typical person 17 months and 26 days to get over an ex.

In the 1930s, condoms were made to be reused several times!!

In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King. (Fornication Under Consent of the King - F.U.C.K.)

Erotic asphyxiation: Cutting off oxygen to your brain to enhance orgasm kills 500 Americans every year.

The Blue Ranger from Power Rangers was gay and left the show because he was being harassed for it.

Except for the roof of your mouth -- You can't tickle yourself.

66% of runners think about sex while running; only 8% think about running during sex.

 There are a million ants for every person on Earth.

Until President Kennedy was killed, it wasn't a federal crime to assassinate the President.

The f-word is used 257 times in the movie Pulp Fiction.

During good sex, endorphins are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

In Tokyo, you can buy ice cream of many unusual flavors, including octopus, shrimp, horseflesh and cow tongue.

3 yrs, 2 months & 1 day-the time it took from the 1st tweet to the billionth tweet. It now takes 1 week for users to send a billion Tweets.

It takes over 9 million balloons to lift your house off the ground like in the movie up.

If your head is cut off, you can remain conscious for 25 seconds - Meaning, you can still blink and everything.

Medorthophobia is the fear of the erect Penis.

In 1898, all cheerleaders were male. Females started participating in 1923.

Knock is the world's shortest horror story with only 2 sentences "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door".

The more orgasms you have, the longer you're likely to live, according to special research from the British Medical Journal.

WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW? This is the only english sentence which if u read in reverse will give the same sentence.

Do you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million people in the world.

A 12-year-old's science project showed that fast food ice was dirtier than toilet water.

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

Parker Brothers prints about 50 billion dollars worth of Monopoly money in one year.

Martha Stewart became a billionaire while in prison.

During the introduction of the iPhone in 2007, Steve Jobs used the phone to call Starbucks and order 4,000 lattes to go.

A woman in the US military is more likely to be raped by a fellow soldier than be killed in action!

About 20% of hookers have stable boyfriends.

If you take your age and multiply it by 7, then multiply by 1,443 the product repeats your age 3 times.

The acid in your stomach is so powerful that it can dissolve a razor blade in less than a week.

While Steve Jobs worked at Atari, he was moved to the night shift because he had poor personal hygiene and smelled bad.

It takes 0.0004 seconds to retrieve a memory.

The oldest bride ever was 102 years old.

85% of men who die of heart-attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

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